Thou shalt not neglect thy squats, even in the midst of revelry and merriment, for the strength of thy legs is a precious gift from the Almighty. But neither shalt thou forsake the joys of celebration, for life is meant to be enjoyed. Therefore, strike a balance between thy fitness goals and thy social life, and remember that moderation is key. May thy squats be deep and thy parties be merry, in accordance with the divine will.